(spoken”Checking the season….make sure it’s not Christmas, because we’re not looking to die….Calling Kat’s Cabs”)

Here we are on the Eastenders Block,
stopping the cab in Walford full stop.
Phil Mitchell, he’s giving you the eye
squaring you up, cause you may be a spy.

Don’t mess with no Mitchell’s I’m telling you first,
Or you wont end up in the rest of this verse.

Oh and now here’s Jack Branning, this dude issa cop,
His brother Max then his daughter, own the car lot.
The Knights and the Carters, it’s a shame about Mick,
have up and decided they’re selling the Vic.

I poured one out, on the corner for Martin,
How dare you guys, that whole plot was rotten.
Then here we are with my fav Kat Slater,
you know she throws hands and asks the questions later
You want to know more about the Slater clan,
Listen to me, you just don’t understand.

and Kim of all the Foxes, and even you Ian Beale,
where would we be if the scene, you didn’t steal?
Freddie, Lauren, Janet, Lily, Amy, and Will,
Avani, Denzel, Barney, Davinder, and Louie Beale.
What will be their stories, what will they hide within?
You’ll have find out next episode, when we all tune in.

(Spoken “See you in Walford… Hey, is that Zack over there? Move over… i can’t see….”)

10/25/2025